There was a gorilla called Teat
who ran around on her feet.
With an eye full of guile

She would charm you awhile
And sweep you off your seat.

Now Teat is turning thirty.
But this doesn’t make her flirty.
With her cool calm demeanour
You really should see her
With five fingers she can type qwerty.

Teat is a tease and takes chances
Especially when she belly dances.
Her moves are quite special
And if you can wrestle,
Well that just helps and enhances.

Teat loves her food and her friends

Not all her patterns set trends.
So remember dear Teat
We want you complete.
And remember to do your knee bends.

Lie back

EVER WHAT?
GRACE
FOR THEN NOTHING CAN HARM YOU
THE LUMINOUS BLACKBOARD
THE SHAPE OF THE SHAPES
PEACE

SPACE

EAT

QUIET

SOUL

My sons

I dont know what you will do and I won't tell you what to do.
It's all in front of you my sons.
Remember I love you and I have always loved you.
There are three places to put love. Love God, love others and love yourself.
There are three things to be. Honest. Unafraid. Gracious.
There are three things to do. Pray, play and pay.
I am old and tired. I have had an amazing life and as God wants me I am happy to go and have afternoon tea with Him.
Love, Dad.

bath time

Rub a dub dub three men in a tub.

One is a boy and one is a bub.

Where are they going, they are going to sea,

to count the fish and sing merrily.

Oh, Oh, Mary Lee, Mary Lee.

Oh, Oh, Mary Lee.

When they get there the fish will sing,

the turtles fly and they'll know everything.

That's how it goes at les temps de bains.

There's a lot of purple but there is no pain.

Oh, Oh, there's no pain, there's no pain

Oh, Oh, there's no pain.

Yes, it's all stuff and nonsense but it passes the time.

And having fun in the tub well that's no crime.

Now the fish are counted lets play in the foam.

Down the plughole and it's time to go home.

Oh, Oh, time to go home, time to go home.

Oh, Oh, time to go home.

A walk along Walkerville.

Blue and Green should never be seen without something in between.

What colour is your name?

Most lipstick contains fish scales. Most fish scales contain lipstick.

Using charcoal softened with saliva to make black paint and chewed berries to make red, bower birds paint the inside of their bowers.

Bear meat is a story about the male psyche and the power of the mountain in each man's life.

Bravo Primo Levi. Bravo maestro.

If only they had in Eden.

Hi, what's your name?
Hombre.
What are you doing here, Hombre?
Oh, I'm just trying to get to the end. This stage of life, it is a competition with completion being the prize. You owe it to yourself.
Near the end the sentiment is, the end is coming, the end of my tether, I can't go further.
And at the end there's a sense of achievement, waste, sadness, relief.
At the end there is either fear or peace.
Glide with the temperance of a dolphin.
Pray as if your answers dance. See the child in everything.
I walk along, the world like a balloon beside me, red eyes burning on in a world where oil companies advertise they are helping to reduce pollution. A world of consumer slavery with people who don't believe in God and know that slavery is wrong.
People can do God's will without knowing it, Hombre.

West

If I had a dog I would call him West.
If I had a cat or two, one black one white, I would call them Fuego and Agua.
If I had a parrot I would call it The Colonel.
And if I had a goldfish I would set it free.