There was a gorilla called Teat
who ran around on her feet.
With an eye full of guile

She would charm you awhile
And sweep you off your seat.

Now Teat is turning thirty.
But this doesn’t make her flirty.
With her cool calm demeanour
You really should see her
With five fingers she can type qwerty.

Teat is a tease and takes chances
Especially when she belly dances.
Her moves are quite special
And if you can wrestle,
Well that just helps and enhances.

Teat loves her food and her friends

Not all her patterns set trends.
So remember dear Teat
We want you complete.
And remember to do your knee bends.